Multi Racist

We're all racist. We are. Don't deny it.

We all project our deep down racial stereotype prejudices towards one another in one form or the other. Whether we realise it or not, we don't really live in any harmony whatsoever. Racial tolerance perhaps. But harmony? Bollocks.

Sure, my best friends are from different races, but when it comes to money, hell I'd trust my Chinese friend over my Indian one at any given time. Even if said Chinese friend was bankrupted 5 times, has a gambling problem and has the Lim family on speed dial. Why? Cause i grew up in a school full o'chinese fellows who did a hell of a lot better than me in Math. And the Indian dude might spend it on alcohol.

You winced. Of course you did. After all, that's what was bouncing around somewhere around in your mind. An Indian man drinks. A lot. No seriously, bloody rednecks would shit themselves seeing how much alcohol an Indian can consume. But that's just it isn't it? We are pre-programmed to believe an Indian guy can drink anyone under the table. And still have the strength, neigh, sheer willpower to go home and beat his wife. What a bastard. Well, you i mean. For thinking that.

And so, the Chinese guy gambles, the Indian dude drinks, and what of the Malays?

They fuck. A lot. Rabbits have lowered their tiny little pink noses, and dropped their long long ears to the ground in reverence of said fucking. One wife, two wives, my wife, your wife, it doesn't matter, a Malay dude will do her. And then ride off into the night on his motorbike to race and cause some havoc, before burning a church (allegedly) and dying under the wheels of a Kancil, which will also crash while carrying 9 other Malays in it. They're like lemmings i tell you. Oh, and they're apparently as dumb as dildos too!

Oh, but throw that Malay a football and looks how he takes off! With the Indian right behind him, and the Chinese dude looking like a more retarded version of Corky on the pitch. He should just stick to ping-pong and basketball no?

Oh, and how could i forget my beloved Eurasian brethren. Well, we're just assholes. ALL OF US. No exceptions.

The fact that you know what I'm talking about up to this point, already makes you a racist stereotype-caster.

Listen. No matter what we proclaim to be, we are indeed racist. Perhaps, not in a KKK/Nazi/Mel Gibson way, but we are. We look at a person and judge them based on the color of their skin, the way they talk, or the way that they smell. Mmmmm, mutton curry. And we will continue to do so, and we will be just fine. We don't necessarily hate each other, we just expect certain things of certain races. And if/when it happens, we will merely shrug it off and say, "Ah, that's just what he's like." It's not wrong, and you don't need to feel guilty about it. Feeling guilty about these little petty things will only make you more angry. Cause ultimately, all that guilt will have to find a person to blame, and no matter how unselfish you think you may be, that person won't be yourself.

And me? Well, i just can't wait to gamble with my Chinese, get drunk with my Indians, and get in on some o'that Malay poontang.

After all, I'm just another asshole.